The Problem With Pixies

 

Dear Miss Jenna,

Summer is coming quick, it will soon be time for the fairy hunts to begin. I thought we should spend a bit more time going over the differences between a fairy and a pixie.

While fairies are mostly quiet, pixies are more like a noise with wings. We’ve learned that fairies do seem to have a way of talking to each other, a way of communicating. But it’s such that humans can barely hear it, much less understand it. Pixies however, like a mockingbird, can repeat things and phrases they hear. And they have no hesitation about spewing words all over the meadows. Some of the old fairy hunters, of which I am one, think they are not just repeating words they hear, but are actually capable of learning and using languages. A few of us even think they can use people talk. Some of the unfortunate ones, those who have been beset by pixies, think they use this ability to make troubles and trickeries on them. I think that’s quite possible. A lot of times, I will think I hear someone calling my name, but when I turn around, there’s no one there. Sometimes, I’ll be among the gardens at sunset, and I’ll hear whispers on the wind, calling me to the meadows. Sometimes, I’ll think it’s nothing, that your old Uncle Mike is just getting silly in the thoughts as I get older. But, sometimes, sometimes Miss Jenna, I think it might be pixies.

  I would think the biggest difference between a pixie and a fairy is attitude. A fairy is happy to while away the day working among the plants and flowers, and doing their part to keep nature moving along. Pixies on the other hand are a mischievous bunch, always looking for something new to do for fun. They do so enjoy perplexing the humans, so if one were to stumble across a pixie dance, or catch one in a fairy trap, the pixies would spend years playing tricks on the human. Remember, some pixies stay around all year, so that’s a lot of time to pull their tricks. If you get a pixie angry, which being caught in a trap is certain to do, a pixie will spend years tormenting the human who made it angry.  The person who is unlucky enough to anger the pixies will have an unfortunate life indeed.

That’s not to say all pixies are bad, or even that a pixie is all bad. Pixies are more like people than people like to admit. Pixies, being a small creature, don’t have room inside themselves for lots of stuff, like lessons and feelings. So when they get full, as they often do, they have to let it out. Even though you are only starting your second hand you have learned how to better control some feelings, all the while stuffing all kinds of your lessons inside yourself, too. As you grow, you’ll handle more and more. Some things that made you angry when you were only on your first hand seem kind of silly when you reach the second hand. Sure seems that way sometimes, doesn’t it, Miss Jenna? Things that fluster and flummox you today will seem just as silly when you reach your third hand. That’s because your body is growing, and when your outside grows, it just makes sense that your inside grows too. You are making room to hold more than one thing inside at the same time. Most little cowgirls, once they reach their second hand, have already figured out how to think about two things at once, to learn lessons not only in mathematics, but in reading and writing all at the same time. Just as you wouldn’t expect someone who hasn’t even reached their first finger to be able to talk, you wouldn’t expect someone who’s only on their second hand to understand the rocket sciences. Their body isn’t big enough yet to hold all the lessons it takes to know what makes a rocket fly. To think otherwise is just nonsensical.  And just as it is with lessons, so it is with feelings. Sometimes, just like learning your lessons, learning you feelings gets mixed-up and confusing, too. By the time they reach their second hand, most cowgirls have learned that you can be mad at something, but still love it, too.

That may sound confusing, especially for someone who has just started their second hand. Perhaps I can explain it a bit better. Say you are on a proper cowgirl adventure and you find a big old bull frog in the field. Being a real cowgirl, most likely, you would stick that frog in your pocket to take home. As every cowgirl knows, a frog, especially a big old bull frog, is always a useful thing. Then when you went to bed that night, your Mom finds that frog in your pocket and she lets it go. The next morning you might be angry at Mom for letting such a useful bullfrog go, but you still love her because she’s Mom. After some time, you’ll find you’re not angry anymore, but you still love her very much. A cowgirl would learn two things from this; first; how to hide your bull frogs better, and second; that when you reach your second hand, you’re big enough inside to hold two feelings at the same time for something. Not so with pixies. Since they are so small, a pixie can only hold one feeling at a time. That’s bad if you anger a pixie, because for certain they will stay angry for a long time. But it can be a good thing too. If you happen to get lucky enough to make a pixie happy, they will be your friend for a long time also. Just as mean and ornery as a pixie is when they are tricking, they can be as kind and generous when they are gifting. A person who falls into a pixie’s favor would be living a charmed life indeed. Believe it or not, Miss Jenna, there are a few people who are brave enough, or fool enough, to try to snare pixies. I’m not sure how prudent that is, as we know how easy a pixie is to anger.

As I set and watch the fairy traps, there sure seems to be something afoot in the gardens this year. Peppers that are supposed to be green are turning purple. The snapdragons that were red last year, are white this time. Strawberries are coming up in places I never planted them. It is certainly curious.

As always Miss Jenna,keep Texas in your heart until your feet are in Texas again.

Love as always,

Uncle Mike

Here are some more coloring pictures for you to practice with.

*excerpted from; A Second-Hand Wish ©2012 R. M. Moore used by permission

The Fairy Trap

 

Dear Miss Jenna,

I’ve been out and about in the gardens all ready, seeing how things are shaping up for a proper fairy hunt this summer. Since we figured out what happened to the rain last year, and you helped us get that mess fixed up, the gardens have been very active this year. I see lots of butterflies again this year, and you know what that means. If you see a butterfly, there is sure to be fairies nearby. One thing I’ve learned in my many years of fairy hunting, is that you have to look at the little things. Fairies are very small creatures, so it would make the most sense they would leave only the smallest hint that they are about. Hints so small that only an expert fairy hunter would spot it. Since you will be on the fairy safari this year, it would also make the most sense to start showing you how to be a proper fairy hunter. I took some pictures of the fairy traps I set out this year so you can see how hard it is to spot when fairies are afoot. Here is a picture of the fairy trap I placed on May Day; ( you can click the picture for a big look)

It’s a standard type trap a proper fairy hunter would use. You set it up and hope a fairy would think it looks like a good place to spend the summer. I think it will be a good hunt this year as the fairies might be plentiful. Look what I saw a couple days later;

Now, to most people, it would look just the same; but to an expert fairy hunter there is hint of fairies afoot. Look at the snail shell. It showed up one morning just laying there. Not too unusual in itself, but it is a clue. An expert fairy hunter would know it to keep watch on it. Sure enough, look what I saw a few days later;

See, it was moved! Since it’s just an empty shell, it is not going to move without something moving it. There is the clue for an expert fairy hunter, something is amiss, a mystery afoot in the garden. It might be a hint that fairies are about. There is a discussion around the fairy hunters wondering if fairies are smart enough to use tools. A lot of the fairy hunters believe that fairies aren’t much smarter than the butterflies they ride. But the others think fairies are becoming smart enough to use small twigs and rocks like a tool to do things. I’m one of those that think they are, if you take a look closer at the shell.

You can see little scratch marks on it, like it’s been used for digging or twisting something. Do you see it? If you do, you might have what it takes to become an expert fairy hunter too. I think there might be fairies in the garden this year, Miss Jenna. What do you think?

How To Spot A Pixie

 

Dear Miss Jenna,

It’s turning out to be a wonderful spring. Things are busy in the gardens. I’m seeing a lot of butterflies, some spider webs and fairy rings to tell me it might be a good year for fairy hunting. Looks like the pixies might be about too though, so we will certainly have to be careful where we set out the fairy traps. It would be unfortunate if we were to snare a pixie instead.

The first thing you will have to learn to become a proper fairy hunter is how to spot the differences between little folk. The last thing you want to happen on a fairy hunt is that you may catch a pixie instead, so you first must learn how to spot a pixie when you see it. Some people are foolish enough to think they are the same thing, but an expert fairy hunter knows better. Saying that a pixie is the same thing as a fairy is kind of like saying a bird is the same thing as a butterfly, that a horse is no different than a unicorn. Silly thinking indeed. A pixie can play its most devious tricks on the ones who do not see them. Most people don’t even know when they are being tricked by a flock of pixies. You might think you are just being forgetful, or unlucky, when in truth it could be that you annoyed a pixie somewhere along the way. An annoyed pixie will amuse itself by playing tricks and casting pixie spells on you. They do things like hiding things, and breaking things. One of their favorite tricks is when you put something down, like a favorite toy, they’ll take it as soon as you turn your back, and move it somewhere else. When you find something broken, that know wasn’t broken before, that could be a pixie at work.  When you’re trying to think of something like a name or number that you knew just one minute before, it could be you have come under a pixie spell. They’ll sour your milk, and turn your sugar into salt. Pixies are very clever, and they can be quite inventive with their tricks and spells. If you are going to undertake the adventure of a fairy hunt, you need to take care not to annoy a pixie in the process. That would be unfortunate indeed.

The easiest way to tell the difference between a pixie and a fairy is the wings. While pixies and fairies each have a set of four wings, the wings look nothing alike. A fairy wing is colorful, with some having patterns and designs across them. A fairy wing is rounded and soft, while a pixie wing will come to a point, usually of one color, most often silver and gold but occasionally a green or blue. Oddest thing about a pixie wing is that you can see through them. They tend to shine and sparkle a bit in the light. A pixie would never be mistaken for a butterfly, as the fairy folk often are. The way they use those wings couldn’t be more different either. A fairy is most often found floating along gently; gracefully going about its work with the rhythm of the wind. A pixie however, is always darting about here and there. Fast as a flash, one place to another in almost the time it takes to blink. While a person, if they really try, can run after and catch a fairy, there is no way to catch a pixie that isn’t trying to get caught. If you’re chasing a pixie, and you catch it, that means that pixie wanted to get caught. Sometimes, when a pixie gets bored, as they often do, they’ll sometimes let themselves get caught, so they can amuse themselves playing their tricks, and casting their spells on the person who was unfortunate enough to catch it.

Another big difference among the small folk is the way they dress. While a fairy will run around next to naked, wearing nothing but robes made from flowers and petals, a pixie will wear clothes that look a lot like ours, pants and pinafores mostly. A pixie wears belts and sashes, and pockets everywhere. Pixie clothes have lots of pockets. Pixies carry an assortment of potions and other interesting things they find with them, so they need places to carry all that stuff. Pixies are usually a bit taller than a fairy, but the smaller pixies are often confused with the largest fairies. A fairy is most grateful if they can make a small house among the flowers on the ground, while pixies tend to build nests in the bushes and trees. A fairy is usually shy and elusive, preferring to stay just out of sight of the humans. Fairies also come and go with the seasons; they come in spring and leave in the fall. Some pixies stay around all year, and that’s why we usually have a fairy hunt in high summer, and never after the first frost.

Here’s a good way to know the difference, I guess the most famous fairies are the Flower Fairies, that look like this picture. A lady named Cicely Mary Barker, an expert fairy hunter herself, was able to get them to sit still long enough to paint some pictures of them. As you can see, it’s easy to confuse a fairy with a butterfly. It’s a disguise a fairy would use so it won’t get caught.

 

And of course, the world’s most famous pixie is probably Tinkerbelle. As you can see, there’s quite a difference. Now people today might be foolish enough to call her a fairy, I think there’s even a television show about her and her friends that call them fairies. Don’t be deceived, Miss Jenna, Tinkerbelle is a real pixie. As mischievous and ornery as they come. It would be truly unfortunate if we were to find someone like her in our fairy traps. That’s why it is so important to be able to spot pixie when you see it. You must know them for what they are.

 

Here are some coloring pictures for you to practice with while we wait for summer to get here. I have a feeling this will be a good year for fairy hunting.

As always Miss Jenna, keep Texas in your heart until your feet are in Texas again.

Love as always,

Uncle Mike

excerpted from; A Second-Hand Wish ©2012 R. M. Moore used by permission

 

 

A Second-Hand Wish

 

Dear Miss Jenna,

I’ve been out and about in the gardens and it is a marvelous spring indeed. There seems to be a mystery, a majesty and magic about the flowers this year. It’s a special spring indeed, for you start on your second hand this year. You’re too big to count your years on one hand any more, you’re a big kid now. That in itself is a special piece of magic, as you will see as you make your way across your second hand. But such a special birthday requires a special gift, a second-hand gift, better than something you can buy in the store. It’s not every day that someone gets to start a second-hand; in fact, most people only do it one time in their life. So you can see it is a very special birthday indeed. To mark such a momentous occasion, only the most special gift would do.

     So, you want to catch a fairy? It can be done, but it’s not a very easy thing to do. Of all the things I’ve seen or heard of being done, catching a real fairy is one of the hardest. Fairies stay mostly hidden these days. It wasn’t always like that. There was time when you could walk in any field or meadow and see a fairy going about its work, or a pixie up to its tricks. Back before civilization, in a time before people started to live together and cities sprouted everywhere, people often had to trade and barter with the fairies and the small folk. In the old days most people lived on farms, and had to grow the food they ate. Every spring, the fairies came back, just as the bees and butterflies did. Back then, people understood that fairies were a just a part of nature. Like butterflies, bees, and rain; fairies were a part of the natural cycle of things, of helping the plants and flowers to grow. In the old countries, people would leave treats and trinkets out for the fairies to thank them for their work in the fields and gardens. They would leave a small place set apart for the fairies to set up house, that they would leave untouched. Fairies do not take kindly with people who disturb their places and things. People would leave a source of fresh water, plants that fairies like to eat, some string and trinkets lying about, and then just leave the fairies alone to do their work. They would take care to avoid the areas that fairies would congregate, the forests and meadows, especially at dawn and sunset. For where there are a more than a few fairies to be found, then most certainly there will be pixies about nearby.  For, just as sure as the birds are attracted by a flock of butterflies; a flock of fairies will certainly attract the pixies. That’s the biggest danger in fairy hunting, that you might accidentally catch a pixie instead. That is always unfortunate, for you know what tricksters those pixies can be.

These days, people are everywhere, cities have grown all over the place; fields, forests and fairy spaces are few and far between. So the fairies have gone into hiding. If you look at fairy history and habits, it’s easy to understand why. Once a person moves near the forest, soon another one follows. Then another, and before long, you have a village.  Then they start cutting down the trees, blocking the rivers, and putting down pavement. Nothing chases nature off like a piece of pavement. Before you know it you have a town. Then, they’ll start to spray fertilizers and chemicals on all the plants, which will make things taste terrible to the fairies. Then they bulldozed the forests where the fairies used to play, and put up a shopping mall and parking lot. The fields that we used to grow our food on, is now a supermarket. Then before you know it, a city has sprouted where the flowers used to grow and the fairies used to play. It’s not so much that the fairies went into hiding as it is that people chased them off. Humans, in an unending quest for what they think are the truths of the world; have mostly forgotten about the small folk anyway. These days, most people don’t know where their food comes from, much less having to deal with fairies every day, so soon the small folk were forgotten, passed on as a myth, and then finally as merely tales for children. Since most people have forgotten about them, the fairies and small folk mostly avoid people and the places that people gather. That’s why fairy hunting is so hard these days. That’s not to say it can’t be done, that’s just saying it’s a difficult doing.

As you get older, and go farther along in your schooling, you will hear some people say that fairies aren’t real. By the time you reach your third hand, most people no longer believe in fairies. But we know better, don’t we, Miss Jenna? Not believe in fairies? That’s like saying you don’t believe in butterflies, or bees, or dragons and pixies. Some silly people get so wrapped up in their schoolings and book learnings that they forget about the other lessons to be found in the big old world outside of schooling. As every kindergarten cowgirl knows, book learning is what you learn with your head. The really important lessons are the ones that are learned with your heart. What happens, Miss Jenna, is that most people only have room inside them for so many lessons. They get so filled up with mathematics and sciences and languages that they no longer have room for the magic and mysteries of the world. And you know how those high-talkers get to be. Since they stopped believing in the wonders of the world, they call them childish, or worse, foolish things. Sometimes, Miss Jenna, the most real things in the world are the things you cannot see. You don’t stop believing in fairies because you get old, you start to get old when you stop believing in fairies.

Folks like us, we know better, don’t we? They’ll tell you that fairies can’t be real because they have never seen one. I say they are as real as the wind, as moonbeams, as love. I’ve never seen the wind, but I have seen what the wind can do.  I’ve never seen love, but I know it’s real, because I have seen things people do because of love. I have seen many people in love, but I have never seen love itself. So it is with the fairies. I guess the best way to think of it is like this; think of the fairies like electricity. Even the most book-learned high-talker knows about electricity. Human scientists describe electricity as the flow of electrons from one place to another place, and during that flow, we use tricks and devices to make those electrons do some kind of work in their travels. If you were to ask even the brightest human scientist if he has seen an electron, he’ll say no. But he’ll say that he knows that they exist because he sees the work that the electrons do. I myself have never seen an electron either, but I know that if I turn on the light switch, the light comes on. Almost like magic. So it is with fairies. All though I haven’t yet seen one, I’ve seen the work they do, but I’ve trained myself to look for it. I feel sorry for the people who only believe in what can be seen and touched, for they must have very lonely souls indeed. I don’t put much faith in the words of a man who can so easily dismiss fairies, elves, and dragons. As for you and I, we know better. You can’t catch a fairy if you don’t believe in them, can you? So, catching a fairy sounds like a fine second-hand wish.

Tune in next time to find out where we’ll start looking. As always, Miss Jenna, keep Texas in your heart until your feet are in Texas again.

Love as Always,

Uncle Mike

 

 

excerpted from ‘A Second-Hand Wish’ by  R. M. Moore

©2012 R.M.Moore used by permission, all rights reserved

 

A Cowgirl’s Kindergarten; Political Science

 

Dear Miss Jenna,

Sorry I’ve been so busy with the grown-up stories for so long. You know how it is trying to teach grown-ups something, it takes a long time, and you have to repeat things so many times. I’m sure glad telling stories to a Kindergarten Cowgirl is so much easier. Today in The Cowgirl Kindergarten, we’ll be talking about Political Science, all the things a cowgirl needs to know about Politics. It’s going to be in the news, and on TV a lot this year, so I thought I should tell you about it. I’m sure you hear about it all the time, all the grown-ups talk about it. They talk about it a lot and generally just make a mess of it all. All you really need to know about it is here;

And that’s all a Cowgirl needs to know about Political Science in Kindergarten. Can you believe, Miss Jenna, that it took me three weeks and 17 stories to try to tell the same story to the grown-ups? You can see why I’ve been so busy. As you move on to higher grades, and see more of the big, wide world, some ol’ rascal, or some high-talking city-slicker will be trying to tell you different stories about Political Science, but be careful, they just might be trying to trick you with some plain old politics. That’s the bad thing about them tricky ol’ politicians, there ain’t much Science to their Politics.Don’t you believe them. Just remember what you learned in the Cowgirl’s Kindergarten, and them ol’ rascals won’t be able to trick you, the way they tricked most of the grown-ups. Silly grown-ups, always falling for the tricksters.

I’m sorry I’ve been so busy with the stories for the grown-ups, Miss Jenna. I’ve been keeping an eye on the gardens all ready, it might be an early spring. The cardinals have all ready come back and are nesting in the trees out back again. That means the fairies can’t be far behind. I’m planning on a real fairy hunt this year, so there’s a lot of work to be done. I’m glad you’ll be here for the hunt this year, this just might be the year I finally catch one.

And of course, I’m hoping you’ll make this old cowboy happy, and tell me you’ll be my Valentine.

As always, Miss Jenna, Keep Texas in your heart until your feet are in Texas again.

Love as Always,

Uncle Mike